Friday, March 17, 2006

9/11ths




At the airport today, a high school mathematics teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor and a graphical calculator. According to law enforcement officials, he is believed to have ties to the Al-Gebra network. He will be charged with carrying weapons of math instruction. It was later discovered that he taught the students to solve their problem with the help of radicals!

11 comments:

eyedoc333 said...

I heard that he was involved in a love TRIANGLE, as well!

eyedoc333 said...

I see that the PROBLEMS are MULTIPLYING.

not_over_it said...

Will this have a negative effect on his career?

Sidenote: What's up with KEv's place? I just went to get some stinkyluvin and was denied! Nothing but a blank page. Weird.

eyedoc333 said...

Thanks for reminding me, NOI! When I had to reformat this blog, I'd forgotten to put KEv's link in the sidebar. All's well now.

As for your question, I get a blank screen when I click on KEv's link. He must be having technical difficulties.

Meanwhile, let's not have any DIVISION in the ranks!

not_over_it said...

I hope he's OK, is all.

Call me a worrier. It would just suck if he was subtracted from our IE world.

eyedoc333 said...

NOI--KEv's blog is back! ADD him to your favorites.

not_over_it said...

I see that. Grrrr! And I let the wishy-washy part of me out!

Gotta' get some help for that, I swear!

KEvron said...

ah! the old "al gebra" gag! always funny....

KEvron

eyedoc333 said...

As long as they don't pull the TRIGger!

Carl said...

I was asked to COSINE his release form. I couldn't figure out his ANGLE, but I SINED anyway. Forgive me for that TANGENT.

Snerd Gronk said...

Carl: "... COSINE ... ANGLE ... SINED ... TANGENT ..."

SG: Anyone with that many puns in one line, is very likely HIGH-IN-POT-IN-USE ...

Snerd