Wednesday, March 01, 2006

New Theorem


The Constant Consonant Theorem

The number of consonants in the English language is constant. If omitted in one location, they are displaced to another. When a Bostonian "pahks" his "cah," the lost r's migrate southwest, causing a Texan to "warsh" his car and invest in "erl wells."

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am digging this!

eyedoc333 said...

*bows humbly*
*rips pants*

I'll be here all week. Try the veal!

Carl said...

Innit that an herbal tea? "Constant Consonant"?

Carl said...

eyedoc333 said...
*bows humbly*
*rips pants*


Could you step in front of that mirror over there, please?

eyedoc333 said...

That would be a bad reflection on me.

Carl said...

I was just wondering if the moon was still in the seventh house...

eyedoc333 said...

No, but there's a ring around Uranus.